He Pulled A Fast One

My little man has never been one who cared much for his pants changed. I even attempted (failed) potty training when he turned two just because he hates pants changes so much. He was peeing fine in the potty but it all went south the first time he dropped a pooh nugget in the potty. He took one look and screamed in shear horror and wouldn’t go near the pooh pot after that. I gave things a break for a while and went back to the pants changing battle. Lately however he has been more cooperative. Well until he pulled a fast one. Last week I was changing Andrew’s pants and as I unwrapped I was taken back by the size and roundness of this pooh ball. As I reached for a wipe Andrew pulled a fast one on me… literally. With a quick pull of his hand he yanked his diaper right out from underneath him. Something he had never done before. His pooh ball flew! It landed and lodged right between his chin & neck. As Andrew’s eyes met the sight of the pooh ball a look of horror shot across his face. His look of horror & disgust reflected on my face. I paused for the tiniest of seconds, as I knew I had to act fast and I picked up the nugget. Oh I picked it up barehanded and quick. I have never moved so fast in my life as I cleaned him up, wrapped it up, disinfected myself and bathed him quick. There is not much more to say. It is amazing the things a parent will have to do when they have to change their kiddos pooh.

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