It was going to be a big one! Man it smelled. He worked so hard on this one! As I carried my son to the changing table he just arched his back and screamed. Unfortunately, this is pretty common for our pants changing sessions. Although usually I bring a toy and can distract him. This time he wasn’t having it. I knew I had to be quick. He was a wiggle worm! As I opened the diaper I saw the nugget. It was a bit larger than usual but this would be a one wipe kind of change. As I went to close up the nugget in the diaper, He threw down!! His legs flailed, body rolling as he screamed! Oh the scream! I quickly tried to get him back over. Then realized he kicked the pooh nugget! I quickly grabbed a wipe to clean up his foot from the pooh. I quickly fastened the new diaper around him and set him on the floor for the pooh clean up. Going back to the changing table I reached for the diaper. Looking inside I thought, “where’s the pooh nugget?” It was gone! I looked all over the table, looked in the cracks around the changing pad where the table meets the pad, I looked on the neighboring couch, the floor, behind the table, in the below drawer, on his shirt, on me.. Where’s the pooh??!!! Then I recollected the wipes around the table and diaper and there it was… The lost pooh nugget. This would never happen with regular pooh I thought. Damn hard constipation pooh nugget! I laughed at what had just happened and called my husband to share a laugh for the day.